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so if your doctor ever tells you he's going to 'strip your membranes' make sure you run out of that room while you still have your pants on.
My doctors apointment was like hell fuck off early (9.15) and all last night I was on and on about how I didnt want a pelvic exam and I was probably gonna have to have one cause it's like the day after my due date and the demons still in there, but I was so tired when he mentioned it I was like whatever and just let it happen but holy fucking shit that is the pelvic exam to end all pelvic exams. The pain, holy shit I didn't realize he had KNIVES FOR FINGERS.
So then we ended up in the labour ward cause the recipionist can't hear properly and he told her to make me a thingo in the labour ward for the 12th which is when I'll be induced but she got mixed up and sent us over there so I got hooked up to this machine thingo and noone could figure out why I was there but whatever it was all good, I got to see the ward and the nurses are awesome.
The doctor on call was freaking wierd though, he's this super tall skinny indian bloke and I swear he was wearing some sort of makeup. Like srsly, his eyes, were freaking black, like he was a goddamed goth or something. Then he was patronizing me talking about due dates and how they're just an estimation and like me and Mum are just sitting there rolling our eyes.
He's lucky I wasn't actually in labour hey cause I would've been throwing shit at him.
Not literally duh, I'm not a monkey.
So anywho, I've been getting labour pains since this membrane stripping bullshit so tonight may be the night and holy shit there's another one.
Don't get pregnant, it isn't fun.
ALSO haven't heard from Brycefag since I pointed out the fact that he legally can't do much at all. All he can really do is try to get a DNA test and all I have to do is wave around the myspace messages he sent saying 'I'm gonna take this kid away from you' and then the one that says 'I shoot up heroin and walk past primary schools to perve on children'
Yes boys and girls I'm being serious, he sent me messages like that, of course you me and everyone else knows he's being sarcastic or whatever but does a mentally healthy person really make sarcastic comments about being a paedophile?
realized that somehow I became old.
We went and saw mall cop tonight, pretty sweet movie but I couldn't get into it cause the cinema was FULL of people and in Canada people in cinemas are assholes. Perhaps it's cause they only have to pay $8.50 for a ticket and it makes them feel like it's not a big deal if they're annoying or not, but yeah they like, have conversations the whole way through and they're always getting up and walking around and like they don't stand up to let people through the aisles which I was totally bitching about then I ended up doing it cause the movie had already started and I didn't wanna stand up and irritate the people behind us cause they were quiet.
But yeah, its like people in Canada just let their kids talk and run around through the movie. I totally don't get it. Oh and they don't turn their phones off.
Anywho, we got back to the hotel and it's like Friday so there are always more people than usual but this time there are like freaking pre-teens from a school group or something across the hall from us. They were getting super loud so I got up to check if they were out in the hallway or where they were and I find out that they're in the room right across from us, and they've got the door propped open and I swear there was like at least 10 of them in there beating eachother to death with hockey sticks or something.
So I went and complained, and Mum was all 'you can't complain until 11' cause it was qaurter too, but they were kids, they should've been in bed lol
but yeah a lot can be said for complaining cause now there's no noise and the cats not freaked out anymore :D
I reckon the baby's coming in the next few days, When I saw the doctor he said the head is in the right spot so that's good news hey.
Plus I don't know how much more weight I can put on without srsly hating myself so it better come soon. I have cankles,
no freakinhg joke.
theres like no definition as to where my calf becomes my ankle, hence, cankle.