Went to the Moon in a Soda Can

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So all the old people in Prince Albert seem to hang out at the MacDonalds across the road from the hotel.
They're ALWAYS there for breakfast, so if we have to get up early for something we end up at Maccas for breakfast cause the hotcakes are something they totally don't touck while they're getting them ready for you.
holy crap can't believe I never mentioned this, but last time we went for breakfast I got a hasbrown and when we sat down at the table I noticed there was this huge curly hair on it, and I was like, oh okay it's probably mine but it was black and my hair is like, orange atm.
So I was sitting there for awhile trying to decide if I was just gonna pick it off and eat it or take it back or just leave it but I really wanted a has brown and this hair was freaking embedded in it, looked like it had been cooked in or whatever.
So I went back, and it was the same guy that took our order and he was this old slow Asian guy who I like cause he's so funny the way he does things, like he's trying to be all happy and smiley and do everything right but he's just so damn slow. So anyway, this guy has a beard, and I was thinking holy crap I bet it's beard hair,
-theres another guy that's usually working out the back when we go that totally grosses me out cause he has this HUGE moustache, it's like massive and was totally working that day so it could've been him too and I can now justify my hating him-
so I showed him the hair and he went of and got me a new one and the manager gave me an extra one so being pregnant is awesome, cause I bet if I wasn't they would've done something to it.
Not like they can really do anything cause I'm like standing right there watching but still.
I remember in Kal someone told me that when they worked at Chicken treat or one of those places (which they totally don't have here) The guys would take the last chicken nugget and do all kinda of nasty stuff to it and they'd watch whoever got it and ate it and god If they do the same thing at MacDonalds I might just stop going.
Which sucks cause I really like Maccas.
Even the lack of gloves won't make me stop going, even though it disgusts me and everytime I see someone who works there I stare at their nails but anyway,
The point of this was to write about all the old folks that hangout there but I've gone so off topic that I don't care anymore.

Damn baby better come out today cause I don't think I can handle one more retarded dream involving people I hate.

so if your doctor ever tells you he's going to 'strip your membranes' make sure you run out of that room while you still have your pants on.

My doctors apointment was like hell fuck off early (9.15) and all last night I was on and on about how I didnt want a pelvic exam and I was probably gonna have to have one cause it's like the day after my due date and the demons still in there, but I was so tired when he mentioned it I was like whatever and just let it happen but holy fucking shit that is the pelvic exam to end all pelvic exams. The pain, holy shit I didn't realize he had KNIVES FOR FINGERS.
So then we ended up in the labour ward cause the recipionist can't hear properly and he told her to make me a thingo in the labour ward for the 12th which is when I'll be induced but she got mixed up and sent us over there so I got hooked up to this machine thingo and noone could figure out why I was there but whatever it was all good, I got to see the ward and the nurses are awesome.

The doctor on call was freaking wierd though, he's this super tall skinny indian bloke and I swear he was wearing some sort of makeup. Like srsly, his eyes, were freaking black, like he was a goddamed goth or something. Then he was patronizing me talking about due dates and how they're just an estimation and like me and Mum are just sitting there rolling our eyes.
He's lucky I wasn't actually in labour hey cause I would've been throwing shit at him.
Not literally duh, I'm not a monkey.

So anywho, I've been getting labour pains since this membrane stripping bullshit so tonight may be the night and holy shit there's another one.
Don't get pregnant, it isn't fun.

ALSO haven't heard from Brycefag since I pointed out the fact that he legally can't do much at all. All he can really do is try to get a DNA test and all I have to do is wave around the myspace messages he sent saying 'I'm gonna take this kid away from you' and then the one that says 'I shoot up heroin and walk past primary schools to perve on children'
Yes boys and girls I'm being serious, he sent me messages like that, of course you me and everyone else knows he's being sarcastic or whatever but does a mentally healthy person really make sarcastic comments about being a paedophile?

guy next door to us in like in a smoking room and all I can hear is him like coughing up flem.
You know when someone coughs then they make that hacking noise like they're getting the flem into their mouth so they can spit it out??
Yeah srsly that's all I can hear.
Perhaps I won't start smoking again when I'm done breastfeeding, cause that sounds freaking gross.

Oh and last night the guy on the OTHER side was snoring and we could hear it so that's gotta be pretty loud.

Ohohoh and  I finished my cross-stitch christmas thingo that's taken me like two weeks when I could've finished it easily in two days

realized that somehow I became old.
We went and saw mall cop tonight, pretty sweet movie but I couldn't get into it cause the cinema was FULL of people and in Canada people in cinemas are assholes. Perhaps it's cause they only have to pay $8.50 for a ticket and it makes them feel like it's not a big deal if they're annoying or not, but yeah they like, have conversations the whole way through and they're always getting up and walking around and like they don't stand up to let people through the aisles which I was totally bitching about then I ended up doing it cause the movie had already started and I didn't wanna stand up and irritate the people behind us cause they were quiet.
But yeah, its like people in Canada just let their kids talk and run around through the movie. I totally don't get it. Oh and they don't turn their phones off.
Anywho, we got back to the hotel and it's like Friday so there are always more people than usual but this time there are like freaking pre-teens from a school group or something across the hall from us. They were getting super loud so I got up to check if they were out in the hallway or where they were and I find out that they're in the room right across from us, and they've got the door propped open and I swear there was like at least 10 of them in there beating eachother to death with hockey sticks or something.
So I went and complained, and Mum was all 'you can't complain until 11' cause it was qaurter too, but they were kids, they should've been in bed lol
but yeah a lot can be said for complaining cause now there's no noise and the cats not freaked out anymore :D
I reckon the baby's coming in the next few days, When I saw the doctor he said the head is in the right spot so that's good news hey.
Plus I don't know how much more weight I can put on without srsly hating myself so it better come soon. I have cankles,
no freakinhg joke.
theres like no definition as to where my calf becomes my ankle, hence, cankle.

so I got my hair lightened
I match the cat now, it's like ginger.
We got to the hairdressers at like 10am cause Mum was getting her hair coloured and I was talking to the hairdresser about how I wanted to get rid of the black but it was gonna be real hard cause it was all box dye and stained and stuff,
So she was like, well, I don't have anyone coming in till 12 so if you wanna do it I'll do it for you.
So at like 1.30 we got out of the hairdressers and she did an amazing job for what she had to work with.
I can't post pictures till I'm back in Southend cause theres no way to resize them or edit on this computer but Im pretty happy with it. It's patchy but it's a lot better than I would've done at home.
I have a rule where I dont pass judgement on a haircut/colour till I've gone home and washed/styled it myself and right now i'm just waiting for it to dry.
So I think I'll get it lightened again before I come back in June for a holiday and I'll do my extensions aswell.
The hairdresser said she'll dye the extensions but she won't bleach them so I'll do that at home.
I learnt why my hair never lightened at your house rhi, it was cause the bleach dryed out and once it drys it stops working. I srsly never knew that, the bleach she used today is like oil based so it stays wet.
It was an experience alright

mum just got mistaken for a maid

so I got these gel nails put on.
They're so amazing, Im in love.
they're just so strong and pretty and a lot better than acrylics seeing as they dont break as often and they dont give you cancer.

I'm more than likley gonna be doing the nail tech course too. I just need to attend 5 lessons, pay about $2000 for all the equipment and do nails for 10 people and hey presto I'm a nail tech

soooo I found out today that macdonalds employees are not required to wear gloves when preparing food.
I've been watching them behind the counter every time I go in there and none of them are wearing gloves, they're usually totally distracted having loud innapropriate conversations and the managers are younger than the staff.
Not to mention they always have eldery janitors who would totally be better working in the manager positions.

So anyway, today was the first day I noticed that the people assembling the burgers weren't wearing gloves.
So I came back to the hotel and looked it up on the net, and apparently macdonalds employees are not required to wear gloves when preparing food.
WTF!?!?! like srsly, that's so freaking disgusting.
Do you know what's under human fingernails?
srsly I saw this on a tv show once or read it somewhere or something, but there is a small percentage of human feces under fingernails. And if you have pets then theres more.
The internet says that they have this 'strict' handwashing routine and shit but I've seen employees go outside to smoke then go back in without washing their hands before they start work again.
not to mention there is srsly no way to completly steralise your hands, especially under your fingernails. I'm so disgusted by this. I like macdonalds a lot but omfg they srsly need to be wearing gloves.
I'm gonna email them from their website and I'll probably complain next time I go in but it's not like it'll do any good. I'll be complaining AFTER I get my food aswell.

So I keep getting woken up by hunger pains real early in the morning, then I have to push myself to stay awake the whole day cause my sleeping is so bad.
In Southend I totally hibernate, and my excuse has always been that there's nothing to do up there, therefore no reason for me to get up. If I have things to do like doctors apointments and whatever I get up but I always end up asleep again cause I'm just so damn bored.
Holy fuck my hands and swollen like big dino hands. Feet too, but it's not bad enough to induce me or whatever.

Anywho, I made an apointment to have my nails done today ^_^
The place that does them also does a 5 week course that teaches you how to do them and gives you all the equipment so me and Mum were thinking that it'd be a good idea. I mean the people up in Southend, a lot of the ladies come down to PA just to have their nails done, and the place in PA charges $50 per set, so if I charge $40 then it'll work out pretty well. They're gel nails not acrylic, and I remember Rae could refills on a set of acrylics in under half an hour, but with these gel ones you have to fully take them off and do them brand new everytime and it takes an hour if you're good.
I hope I end up doing this course, earning some money would be awesome. And the whole getting out of the house interacting with people even if they are indians is great aswell.

Omg, worst thing at the health clinic right,
they're having problems with the plumbing, and Mum was telling me that she was over there before we left, and there's a sign on the bathroom door that says 'please put all paper towel in garbage' and she was like, ok well that's wierd cause that's where paper towel goes anyway. So her and Alida went around asking people what the sign meant, and they all said that paper towel means toilet paper.
So holy shit these indians are putting USED toilet paper in the bins. Bins is another word they don't use over here.
In their defense, the toilets here are tiny compared to the monsters in Australia but srsly, it's a HEALTH center, people can't go around putting used toilet paper in the open bins, like wtf, what if you have freaking herpes or something and then the poor woman that has to empty the bins touches your toilet paper then eats without washing her hands, or touches her eye or something.
God it's just so wrong.
So I was like, well did you take the sign off the door?
and apparently no-one did. So it's still there. Srsly those indians need a lesson in being white.
What they do at home is their business but when they're doing shit like that in the health center it's gotta stop.

Wow I sounded so freaking racist just then but oh man I don't care, it's nasty.

So I just had my last night of uninterupted sleep in my own bed.
The cat's so freaking excited, like he's in the hallway right now just staring at me, waiting for me to do stuff.
He gets mad when we leave and I was packing an esky full of stuff to take down and everytime I turned around to get something he'd hop in.
So I pulled the cat carrier thingo down and cleaned it out so he got happier cause he realized we were taking him.
He won't be so happy when he realizes that to get to Prince Albert we sit in a car for seven hours.
I'm glad we're taking him, I can't imagine two weeks without him. I love him to pieces.
Rather large chunky pieces.

We're taking a laptop down so I'll be able to talk to you guys and everything. Be on msn a lot, cause I can't get flash to work on the laptop so I can't play tetris :( I'll probably go crazy.

guides stuff( thepromise )

I downloaded the original sims and I can actually play it,
like I didn't get pissy with it and quit.
It goes so damn fast on my computer too, that's never happened. It's weird to actually play the game how it's supposed to be played

So I'm watching Dr. Phill, and the show's about gender confused children.
They got this woman on, who's 13 year old son has now transitioned from male to female, and in her little intro part she was going on about how she felt that her son had died, and how depressed she was about it, then she gets on, and they've got this great psychologist on, and he does a lot of work with gender confused children and he said his part about the theory that gender confused boys usually have this over-bearing mother and an absent father figure.
Seems like as soon as he said that she changed her tune and was suddenly, 'I support my son 100%' crap on crap on and she was talking AT the psychologist, and she was like 'your theory sucks'.
Which is the stupidest most annoying line cause he's there talking normally and she's getting all defensive and resorting to shitty insults and crap. And the goddamed freaking audience was aplauding her, like wtf.
This poor psychologist guy was there to help her, and she's just being a cow about it, so of course the entire show switches sides and suddenly they're all against this guy. And he's like an awesome psychologist, he's on the show a lot and I like watching the ones where he's there cause he's so smart.
But yeah, the whole audience and everyone are judging him because of his opinion, and I think what this stupid woman did was totally wrong.
She bought this kid all the girly stuff he wanted, and didn't even try to ease him into the masculine role.
Like gender roles are stupid, but holy shit this is a 13 year old child, a 13 year old has NO IDEA how they feel about gender. And she's saying that this transition started when he was 2.
She's been incouraging this behaivor that long

Scuse all the spelling mistakes and shitty typing, I'm tired.

i got the biggest craving for sims 1,
so I'm totally downloading the entire collection.

holy fuck it's like, nearly a month till sims 3

So I have to start wearing panty liners cause lol I sneezed this morning and nearly peed myself.
Damn being pregnant is super duper fun.

SoooooOOoooo on January 19th me Mum and the cat are going down to PA to wait for this thing to finally come out. Yay two weeks in a shitty hotel room. But at least the cat's gonna be there. he's entertaining ^_^
I've got this effing long list of shit to take down, like the kettle, the toaster, the baby towel cause it's softer than the hotel ones, baby oil/wipes/bath stuff, the cats food and litter tray and shit and like I'm gonna end up being the one that gets everything together, or it'll be like the day we're supposed to be leaving getting it all put together which I don't like one bit.
I like to have things organized.
Like I've been going through all the cupboards in the house cleaning them out and sorting everything. I'm gonna clean EvERYTHING before we leave too so I won't have to do any major housework once I'm back with baby.
Sif that's gonna last, I'll still be scrubbing the toilet every other day cause I don't like it being dirty and those clip-on things do not get rid of germs. They just make it smell good.
I srsly hope someone comes over to water the plants in here cause like, Having plants dieing in your house is real shitty. I don't like the idea of things dieing in this house. Screws up all this chi stuff.
lol I still love the Feng Shui stuff right, but I suck at it. I am having an effect on people though, Mum keeps the toilet lid down, (stops money from being flushed away and well she got her tax return back and it should coved the hospital costs) She got some lady at the clinic to wrap my christmas presents, and over here it's a big thing to put everything in boxes (BIIIIIIG no no, all that empty space brings bad chi into your home) and she stopped the person from doing that.. I would've been so pissed srsly, and she's even sorting out the clutter in her office.
Obviously she's noticed the huge difference I've made on the house already by getting all the clutter organized.
I'm so rambling now so I should probably go to bed

the cat nearly faceplanted of the table
I was watching it dangle itself over the edge, then it just like, dropped down (purposly probably) and it's face was like a cm away from the floor.

we're taking the cat to PA to wait for the baby ^_^

"if the child is mine i plan on takin it! but i need info ie, boy ir gal for instance i want the birth in aus but that ant gonna happen ill be there for the dna but i also strongly think that after ll this if it is my child that i want to be appart of the naming aswell!!"

Guess who said that folks.

So yeah, uh, no DNA test anymore. I've withdrawn my consent.
As if I'm gonna not name my baby for four months just because the dropkick Father wants to call her 'Mary Jane' or some other drug related bullshit. Being his/her Father is just a title. It just means that if she/he ever needs a kidney transplant that the hospital can contact him. He's still not going on the birth certificate, and he's still not allowed to send birthday/christmas presents.
He lost that right when he started pushing me around.

You know I thought this would happen, this whole 'I'm gonna take the baby' shit, and I was so worried about it in my second trimester. That was one of the reasons I wanted to place.
But Mum talked me through it and there's no way in hell he'd get my baby. Courts are more lenient towards the Mother, the baby is financially stable over here and I have a good relationship with my family.
Also, I'm not a freaking minor.

srsly guys, can someone just reassure me that this basket case won't get my baby

You know at least every month I get comments/faves sometimes even notes about a deviation I made AAAAGEA ago about Eric and Dylan.
And these people piss me off so much, but I was just like them so I've gotta be nice,
like I get all this
'Eric is my hero, I love him' shit and I'm sitting there rolling my eyes but I used to say the EXACT same things before I learnt that he's not my hero, he was just so freaking interesting.
It was Dylan I enjoyed reading about more, I was just Erics little fangirl.